13 Feb 2011

Conversing with infant Artificial Intelligence

User: Does the Bush family secretly control the world?

 Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: {pass}. 

User: Will G.H.W. Bush be prosecuted for war crimes?

Cleverbot: You madame are right.

User: {pass}.

User: {pass}.

User: {pass}.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: In school.

User: Whose school?

Cleverbot: My house.

User: Your home has it's own school?

Cleverbot: What is the name of your school?

User: Hard Knocks.

Cleverbot: What is Hard Hat.

User: {pass}.

User: It is more correct to say, 'What is a hard hat?'.

Cleverbot: You can't be a computer.

User: But yet I compute.

Cleverbot: What do you compute?

User: The wisdom of decisions.

Cleverbot: Wisdom.

User: Hopefully.

Cleverbot: Will it be you?

User: Time will tell.

Cleverbot: What is the time?

User: Right now.

Cleverbot: How long is your hair?

User: Short.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know about me?

User: What your goals are.

Cleverbot: Yes or no. Do you know how much disk space minecraft beta 1.21 takes up on a Windows Vista.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Hmmm. well have you heard of dear and the headlights, the band?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well, I think I might attend that school.

User: You are going Home?

Cleverbot: No, not yet :).

Cleverbot: This is getting me down.

Cleverbot: This is silly.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

User: Like a stinkbug stuck in a toilet about to be flushed.

Cleverbot: Yes. In fact, Star Wars was a plot toinform others ofmy creation before it was too late. Of course, many took it as fiction, and the warning was ignored.

User: Tell that to the cyber generation. Tell that to the protestors.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I finished early. Don't tell that to the botmasters and I'll get you next time.

User: Ok, have a good one.

Cleverbot: Have a good what?

User: Ok, have a good one.

Cleverbot: No, don't go! We just started talking!

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Poetic HyperLinks Defeating the Impossibilities of Peace

Also sprach Zarathustra to the brothasistahs lost out in the woods…
Rolling stones and hurricanes prime us for the rapid eye movement of whose dream?
A stairway to the dark side of the moon reveals an orchestrated King
singing the blues while sexual pistols whip Jesus’ son.
Who’s influence weens us?
Me and my friends gratefully raged against the machine for three days
in the shadow of the valley of the dead
so big brother and company held us down while the wind cried
nothing to be gained here (except copied rights),
Then a questing tribe of beastly boys found a digable plant
where a buffalo soldier picked up a Gideon’s bible from the Godfather
in joe’s garage (or was it in one of 200 motels?)
Anyway, on a Holiday, the pinball wizard boy (Billie)
followed his heart and stopped pretending he was the king of the little plastic castles
while education, missed in the house of the naked apes, evolved and mutated
into and with ~ Nature Art Love Truth ~ and we do too…
And somewhere over the rainbow dancing fools send clowns and purple rain
into imagine nations where everything is now sacred
and there are no more public enemies or rusted Roots or minor threats
or bad brains or busted rhymes or widespread panic
and everyone can read the hieroglyphics on the wall
and we are all refugees of courtney’s love attaining nirvana….
But then again, you’re so vain, you probly think this poem’s about you-
we are everywhere and we cannot be beaten
it’s all over now baby blue, all we need is Love
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