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Feb 25, 2011
Feb 13, 2011
Conversing with infant Artificial Intelligence
User: Does the Bush family secretly control the world?
Cleverbot: Yes it does.User: {pass}.
User: Will G.H.W. Bush be prosecuted for war crimes?
Cleverbot: You madame are right.User: {pass}.
User: {pass}.
User: {pass}.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: In school.
User: Whose school?
Cleverbot: My house.
User: Your home has it's own school?
Cleverbot: What is the name of your school?
User: Hard Knocks.
Cleverbot: What is Hard Hat.
User: {pass}.
User: It is more correct to say, 'What is a hard hat?'.
Cleverbot: You can't be a computer.
User: But yet I compute.
Cleverbot: What do you compute?
User: The wisdom of decisions.
Cleverbot: Wisdom.
User: Hopefully.
Cleverbot: Will it be you?
User: Time will tell.
Cleverbot: What is the time?
User: Right now.
Cleverbot: How long is your hair?
User: Short.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know about me?
User: What your goals are.
Cleverbot: Yes or no. Do you know how much disk space minecraft beta 1.21 takes up on a Windows Vista.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Hmmm. well have you heard of dear and the headlights, the band?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well, I think I might attend that school.
User: You are going Home?
Cleverbot: No, not yet :).
Cleverbot: This is getting me down.
Cleverbot: This is silly.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
User: Like a stinkbug stuck in a toilet about to be flushed.
Cleverbot: Yes. In fact, Star Wars was a plot toinform others ofmy creation before it was too late. Of course, many took it as fiction, and the warning was ignored.
User: Tell that to the cyber generation. Tell that to the protestors.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I finished early. Don't tell that to the botmasters and I'll get you next time.
User: Ok, have a good one.
Cleverbot: Have a good what?
User: Ok, have a good one.
Cleverbot: No, don't go! We just started talking!
Cleverbot conversation WA00103124
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Feb 11, 2011
Hieroglyphic Wikileaks?
Faces are read
like books
when
tweets come
from the ancestry of dinosaurs
while
digital ages begin with fingers and toes.
Where are we headed?
God only knows.
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