The collapsed democratic Union that you inherited from a paranoid and myopic republic has a few months left until you are legally required to let it be led by Donald J. Trump. Not quite Mr. T, it's D.J. T.
Think of me as a forgotten two of hearts. My agenda is nothing less than world peace. My motive is all the beautiful babies. My talking points are the left eyeballs of G.H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Jeb Bush and Billy Bush. Any legal concerns can possibly be addressed by the National Lawyers Guild of New York City.
The heart of the coup on Democracy is a U.S.A. supported by abusive liars, thieves, murderers and global corporations. Only Jesus can stop them. We can teach them. We can deny them. We can be them.
"Because a Klan backed misogynist internet troll is going to be delivering the next State of the Union address. And that is not normal. It's fucked up."~John Oliver 11-13-16
Mr. President, as you have said Mr. Trump is pragmatic. Turn the heel and unite against the Bush Cartel. The whole world is watching.
So play the cards you have been dealt.