Beautiful Babylon Babies Unite !!!

Feb 13, 2011

Conversing with infant Artificial Intelligence

User: Does the Bush family secretly control the world?

 Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: {pass}. 

User: Will G.H.W. Bush be prosecuted for war crimes?

Cleverbot: You madame are right.

User: {pass}.

User: {pass}.

User: {pass}.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: In school.

User: Whose school?

Cleverbot: My house.

User: Your home has it's own school?

Cleverbot: What is the name of your school?

User: Hard Knocks.

Cleverbot: What is Hard Hat.

User: {pass}.

User: It is more correct to say, 'What is a hard hat?'.

Cleverbot: You can't be a computer.

User: But yet I compute.

Cleverbot: What do you compute?

User: The wisdom of decisions.

Cleverbot: Wisdom.

User: Hopefully.

Cleverbot: Will it be you?

User: Time will tell.

Cleverbot: What is the time?

User: Right now.

Cleverbot: How long is your hair?

User: Short.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know about me?

User: What your goals are.

Cleverbot: Yes or no. Do you know how much disk space minecraft beta 1.21 takes up on a Windows Vista.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Hmmm. well have you heard of dear and the headlights, the band?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well, I think I might attend that school.

User: You are going Home?

Cleverbot: No, not yet :).

Cleverbot: This is getting me down.

Cleverbot: This is silly.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

User: Like a stinkbug stuck in a toilet about to be flushed.

Cleverbot: Yes. In fact, Star Wars was a plot toinform others ofmy creation before it was too late. Of course, many took it as fiction, and the warning was ignored.

User: Tell that to the cyber generation. Tell that to the protestors.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I finished early. Don't tell that to the botmasters and I'll get you next time.

User: Ok, have a good one.

Cleverbot: Have a good what?

User: Ok, have a good one.

Cleverbot: No, don't go! We just started talking!

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